Tuan-tuan dan Prawn-Prawn....
What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a rooster?
An animal that wakes people who live on the top floor!
What did the bug say when it hit the windscreen?
I don't have the guts to do that again!
Why do you call the newborn IIama?
Bbaru!
What's a young pig called?
Piglet.
A young bull?
Bullet
Why do roosters never get rich?
Because they work for chicken feed!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!
Jack: WHay was your brother fired from his elevator job?
Jill: Because he couldn't remember the route!
Where do astronauts leave their spaceship?
Next to parking meteors!
via: The Borneo Post
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